Dear John,
If you go out later, please return these empty salt & pepper shakers to Wendy's and take a new pair for your Grandmother. She is all out of condiments. Don't let them see you do it -- then you'll have to explain and I do not want you to be embarassed!
Love,
Mom
HAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteYou forgot about how your great-grandmother use to cut the paper plates in half when we had birthday cake. That was one of my favorites.
ReplyDeleteMy stomach HURTS from laughing so hard at this one!! I had no idea...
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