Thursday, March 10, 2011


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Note the strategic placement of this one . . .

You could drive your car 100 mph off a cliff and the last thing you'd see on the way down was a reminder not to eat meat on Ash Wednesday!

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

The Heat is (NOT) On . . .

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Hi John & Adrienne,

In case you come in, we are not putting heat on until November. It is 85 degrees Sat & Sun 65 degrees – use an extra blanket – the tempt is around 67degrees in house which is fine – we have not used heat yet. Please don’t try to put it on –

Also, keep mindful of refrig doors so they stay closed & take care of the house & the bunny – Have a nice weekend! We’ll be home 12-12:30 Sunday.

Love, Mom

Enjoy your wine (Keep house neat – Thanks)

Pretty Good

The Bourbon Chicken is, well -- pretty good.

Open Doors & Empty Beers

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Thursday, March 3, 2011


The apple certainly doesn't fall far from the tree . . .

RIP Grandpa
- we love you and miss you so much -

No Faces on Facebook!

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Croc of Sh*t

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I wonder if this was paid in full?

No Water (No Water)

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I think one note would have done the trick here . . .

Old News

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My Mom has "no time" to read the newspaper every day. 

So they pile up on the porch for weeks, sometimes months.
And then she sits down to catch up on the news!

(I think she still thinks Bush is President)


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I am 33 years old and grew up in a very small town on the South Shore of Long Island, NY. I am a writer, collector, and artist working in online advertising. This collection of notes is respectfully dedicated to one of the most unique, eccentric women I have ever known -- my mother. Thanks for reading!