Saturday, January 5, 2013

DO NOT USE (especially to poop)

Handtruck Loaner

I might have missed the memo, but is there a rise in handtruck theft these days?

Refrigerator Door

Sometimes you have to be reminded how to close the fridge.

And sometimes you have to be reminded again when you're leaving the house!

Chicken Car

Yeah, there was a bag of raw chicken hanging on the door knob of my car the other day, to give to my dog of course!

(don't leave in car though - it will smell - P.U.!!)

Broken Couch

Time for a new couch?

Chaos in the Kitchen

A lot of people have been emailing asking to see some shots from the house. Here are a few from the kitchen . . .

First off, always remember to "keep calm."
-- and clean the oven.
-- and freeze sauce.

Don't forget to "do bills."

"To-do" tasks and reminders line the walls . . .

Box on the right filled with take-out menus.
Visually stimulating AND decorative! 

Sometimes I close my eyes and pretend they are a nice plant or flower vase.


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I am 33 years old and grew up in a very small town on the South Shore of Long Island, NY. I am a writer, collector, and artist working in online advertising. This collection of notes is respectfully dedicated to one of the most unique, eccentric women I have ever known -- my mother. Thanks for reading!