John -
Make sure you take your food in refrig and double check that refrig door is closed before you leave here. It's been causing trouble.
Dad says call us before you lock up so he can do a quick check & speak with you -- dead bolt front door (be sure coffee pot off).
Please make sure you empty excess beer in sink -- save empties
Make sure you take your food in refrig and double check that refrig door is closed before you leave here. It's been causing trouble.
Dad says call us before you lock up so he can do a quick check & speak with you -- dead bolt front door (be sure coffee pot off).
Please make sure you empty excess beer in sink -- save empties
In my Mother's mind, everyone is an invalid or has the mentality of a 5 year old. I love that closing a refrigerator requires a written note. Do people really leave the fridge open if they're not told otherwise? What kind of "trouble" has the fridge been causing? I really need to know!
Or how about locking the front door when you leave the house? Isn't that a given? My poor father had to walk me through how to dead-bolt the front door, step-by-step.
More importantly, as noted by the orange highlighter, I had to make sure I emptied the beers we drank the night before and save the empties . . . after all, those are worth 5 whole cents each!!
Just for kicks, I left the fridge and front door wide open, and threw away all the beer cans.

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