My Mom left me this note while she was dog-sitting my sister's dog, Marley (who, by the way, is on a mission to kill our pet rabbit). So, now that you have the background here, let's move on to the note itself:
This is, quite simply, an insult to my intelligence. The fact that she thought something like this even required a written note boggles my mind!
As if it wasn't bad enough that she told me not to take the dog out without a leash (duh!), she finished writing it, then went back & used a different pen to add a side comment - in case we couldn't figure out what would happen if the dog's feet were muddy: "this dirties my house."
Amazing.
Be aware!!
HAHAHAHA MARRRRLEY!! P.S. He has furry feet, so the mud gets on his fur, and then when we walks, the mud is tracked where his furry feet go. Oh also- he has 4 legs, so that's double the footprints. Clean up after him. Love, Mom.
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