Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Salt & Pepper Recycling

Dear John,

If you go out later, please return these empty salt & pepper shakers to Wendy's and take a new pair for your Grandmother. She is all out of condiments. Don't let them see you do it -- then you'll have to explain and I do not want you to be embarassed!



  1. You forgot about how your great-grandmother use to cut the paper plates in half when we had birthday cake. That was one of my favorites.

  2. My stomach HURTS from laughing so hard at this one!! I had no idea...



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I am 33 years old and grew up in a very small town on the South Shore of Long Island, NY. I am a writer, collector, and artist working in online advertising. This collection of notes is respectfully dedicated to one of the most unique, eccentric women I have ever known -- my mother. Thanks for reading!